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Tuesday, September 1st, 2009
9:25 pm - After the haircut

After the haircut
Originally uploaded by justpat
Just as the swine flu was making itself felt, I had the strength and presence of mind to take this picture of my new haircut.

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Friday, June 12th, 2009
2:30 am - Collected Thoughts of the Day

  • 10:09 Realization -- I didn't set foot on the mainland of North America between December 26 2008 and April 12, 2009 #

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Thursday, June 11th, 2009
2:30 am - Collected Thoughts of the Day
  • 04:19 thunder woke me up just as I had gotten to sleep. #
  • 11:44 I'm more than halfway to Aspergers. Most people would think that's putting it mildly. www.wired.com/wired/archive/9.12/aqtest.html #
  • 12:27 #youmayfindyourself heading for the F train #
  • 12:58 #youmayfindyourself returning to your desk to research meat #
  • 15:53 Not Monster porn: MUNSTER porn. www.aintthemunsters.com/videos.html (NSFW) #
  • 01:01 If there is going to be a Rapture, is there any reason to believe that it will take anyone over the age of, say, seven? #

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Wednesday, June 10th, 2009
2:30 am - Collected Thoughts of the Day
  • 13:26 #DavidByrne brought audience to feet with Once In A Lifetime! #
  • 19:56 Why should I listen to you? #

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Tuesday, June 9th, 2009
2:30 am - Collected Thoughts of the Day
  • 11:04 Off to get haircut #
  • 13:25 If you've got a real crush on someone, that person becomes your personal kryptonite. #
  • 17:38 DAVID BYRNE tonight at Prospect Park bandshell 630 PM. IAm heading up there early. #
  • 17:54 Line for Byrne stretches from 9th st to 15th st AND BACK!! I am camping out on the knoll just to the SW about 100 ft from the big screen. #
  • 18:10 I am outside the fence at the DByrne concert with about 150 others in front of the big video screen to the SW. #
  • 18:12 The wind is picking up the way it does just before a thunderstorm. #
  • 18:38 If you are a friend and at the David Byrne concert, direct message me if youre looking for a place to sit outside the fence. #
  • 19:10 Cellular networks in the vicinity of the David Byrne concert Prospect Park bandshell are hopelessly overloaded. #
  • 19:21 Getting crowded here. #
  • 19:36 Getting WAY too crowded at the David Byrne concert. #
  • 19:38 #DavidByrne Band tuning up. #
  • 21:02 #DavidByrne show is great! Sound system is awful. #
  • 21:47 #DavidByrne At appropriate part of the song, entire audience shouted "MY GOD, WHAT HAVE I DONE?" #
  • 22:04 #DavidByrne At appropriate part of another song, entire audience shouted "BURNING DOWN THE HOUSE !!!" #

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Monday, June 8th, 2009
2:30 am - Collected Thoughts of the Day
  • 14:17 At the Egg Rolls and Egg Cream festival on Eldritch street! #
  • 15:31 Now at Mulberry St fair. All these old Italian people look like my uncles. Even the women. #

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Sunday, June 7th, 2009
2:30 am - Collected Thoughts of the Day
  • 15:30 I have no net service on my phone. Please D me if Coney Island bound F train skips 15th st this weekend? #
  • 15:45 Never mind. Subway routes all screwed up. #

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Saturday, June 6th, 2009
2:30 am - Collected Thoughts of the Day
  • 10:34 My dream self leads a much more exciting life than I do, I'll say that for him. #
  • 11:32 #robotpickuplines That chassis would look good on my workbench! #
  • 11:37 #robotpickuplines Socket to me, baby! #
  • 11:41 #robotpickuplines Can I byte your bits? #
  • 11:45 #robotpickuplines Is that your thermal extruder, or are you just glad to see me? #
  • 11:50 #robotpickuplines Do fries come with that lateral instability? #
  • 11:56 #robotpickuplines Wingman: "You've overrun the circuits in my counterpart!" #
  • 11:58 #robotpickuplines Plug and play, baby, that's me!! #
  • 12:02 #robotpickuplines hey, nice knobs! #
  • 12:15 #robotpickuplines You make my flange want to get up and dance! #
  • 12:18 #robotpickuplines yes, this is my pushrod, and I *am* glad to see you. #
  • 12:22 #robotpickuplines Have you got something jammed in there real good? Would you like to? #
  • 12:24 #robotpickuplines You must have seen a lot of action, with that carbon scoring. #
  • 12:24 #robotpickuplines Hey, baby, I *am* the droid you're looking for! #
  • 12:29 #robotpickuplines That's what SHE broadcast via Xbee protocol! #
  • 12:34 #robotpickuplines roses are red, violets are blue, my protocol's RS-232 #
  • 12:46 #robotpickuplines By YOUR Command! #
  • 12:47 #robotpickuplines I'll be back. And FORTH. And back. And FORTH. #
  • 12:52 #robotpickuplines Push, push, in the bushing. #
  • 12:53 #robotpickuplines Is that a ferromagnetic chassis? Cause I'm sure attracted to you! #
  • 12:56 #robotpickuplines Were you designed without proper radiative capacity, or are you always this hot? #
  • 13:17 Well, that was a thoroughly wasted morning. But fun! #

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Friday, June 5th, 2009
2:30 am - Collected Thoughts of the Day
  • 12:06 Mission to get death certificate put on indefinite hold. #
  • 15:23 Buzz Aldrin's mother killed herself before Apollo11 rather than deal with the fame of being a moonwalker's mother. #
  • 00:11 David Byrne unexpectedly on the colbert report! #
  • 01:27 As of midnight EDT, I'm receiving tweets from yesterday. Do I have to live Thursday all over again? #groundhogday #

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Thursday, June 4th, 2009
2:30 am - Collected Thoughts of the Day
  • 15:55 Writing story pitches while Eraserhead plays on the television. In heaven, everything is fine. #
  • 17:58 about to throw up. watching logos and promos. no connection. I hope. #
  • 19:29 might have to go out in the rain. i dislike the rain. #
  • 21:12 Holy crap!! Everyone in the turn on Mythbusters right now!!! (If you're on Pacific time, watch Mythbusters tonight!) #
  • 23:42 If two 17 year olds get married in NY, then move to a state where the marriage age is 21, are they still married? #

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Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009
2:30 am - Collected Thoughts of the Day
  • 13:18 Does anyone one reading this work in a movie theater? Or worked in one within the past year? I have a quick question I'd like to ask. #
  • 19:04 sauteeing vegetibles for soup base. It's the same as making stir-fry. hard to skip the soup and just eat the veggies #
  • 21:01 watching Earth 2100 on ABC #
  • 21:26 Speculation: James Burke is watching "Earth: 2100" and saying"I did this exact same show 20 years ago!" : tinyurl.com/r78c9d #
  • 22:33 "Earth: 2100" is internally inconsistent. I hate that. #

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Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009
2:30 am - Collected Thoughts of the Day

  • 20:41 Anti-abortion terrorists: enter your contact info for a chance to live rent free for the next 8 to 25 years! tips.fbi.gov/ #

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Sunday, May 31st, 2009
2:30 am - Collected Thoughts of the Day
  • 09:59 Heading across the park to the Grand Army Plaza Farmer's Market. #
  • 10:40 prospect park packed -- people pursuing pleasure #
  • 10:51 ProspectPark: 20 people - 2 rows of 10 - playing Frisbee catch back and forth, back and forth. #
  • 10:57 ProspectPark: 9 senior citizens - 3 men, 9 women - doing slow, careful yoga in the shade of a huge tree. #
  • 11:05 ProspectPark: Rugby and softball games pause in awed contemplation as woman spreads blanket, strips down to microbikini. #
  • 11:24 Bandeau dresses all the rage at the Grand Army Plaza greenmarket. #
  • 11:36 Grand Army Plaza - Six piece klezmer band accidentally drowns out crying lost child. #
  • 11:49 Returning from greenmarket with spinach, tomatoes, carrots, fruit, and a lentil burrito. #
  • 12:13 ProspectPark: Like Pied Piper, digeridoo player collects semi-circle of enchanted children. #
  • 12:15 twitpic.com/69htb - Prospect Park prospectors #
  • 12:16 twitpic.com/69hw7 - there was once a great bonfire here #
  • 19:55 Turkey burger for dinner, followed by a walk through the park. Another walk through the park. #

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Saturday, May 30th, 2009
2:30 am - Collected Thoughts of the Day
  • 14:13 I realize that this humidity is as nothing compared to what we'll have in August. But it'll do. #
  • 16:37 TSOBSG Publication date moved to December 2, 2009. #
  • 19:19 Head = ache. #
  • 19:36 Dear GOP: If gays marry and have kids, they may become more receptive to your fear mongering about threats to the children. Just a thought. #

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Friday, May 29th, 2009
2:30 am - Collected Thoughts of the Day
  • 10:25 Just signed up for Notify NYC; bit.ly/YVvTq
    We'll see how well it works. #
  • 11:27 Is there KY Peanut Butter to go with KY Jelly? #
  • 13:28 One of my tweets will be available as a tshirt -- IF YOU VOTE NOW! Score this @Threadless #twittertee submission! thrdl.es/~/6jB #
  • 15:54 Seem like everywhere I go The more I see the less I know But I know one thing That I love you! #
  • 16:37 Mars might have diamonds at the bottom of some craters. Might also have rubies and emeralds. Probably no opals. Surely gold and silver. #

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Wednesday, May 27th, 2009
2:30 am - Collected Thoughts of the Day
  • 14:31 How did the Third Reich handle the dissolution of Jewish marriages re: property, custody, inheritance, etc? The CA Supremes need to know. #
  • 19:09 Where did Jim Kirk get fossil fuel in the year 2230? #
  • 20:19 How long before some tabloid calls Judge Sonia Sotomayor "So-So"?? #

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Tuesday, May 26th, 2009
2:30 am - Collected Thoughts of the Day
  • 14:23 Watched #StarTrek, thinking I've seen this before. And I had: every scene was stolen from some other movie! Was there ONE original thought? #
  • 18:38 Facebook Fun: figuring out how two people from different parts of your life, who "should" not know each other, happen to know each other. #

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Monday, May 25th, 2009
2:30 am - Collected Thoughts of the Day
  • 12:21 Still rocking the Meyers-Briggs INTJ float! #
  • 21:14 Anyone have the NON SPECIAL EDITION of Star Wars Episode IV A New Hope? Could I ask you to check something for me, please? #
  • 23:27 Everyone calm thy asses! NK's first "nuclear" test was 1/10 the Hiroshima bomb -- easily fakeable! Wait and see if this is, too. #northkorea #

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Saturday, May 23rd, 2009
2:30 am - Collected Thoughts of the Day
  • 14:06 I made gazpacho! To eat with nachos! I am macho! #
  • 20:41 Started to make stuffed artichokes. The artichokes were rotten at the core. Used the stuffing to make stuffed peppers instead. And stuff. #
  • 22:10 400 glass negatives, portraits of WWI British Empire soldiers, found in a French barn. tinyurl.com/pe3jsv #

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Friday, May 22nd, 2009
2:31 am - Collected Thoughts of the Day
  • 11:47 Twitter and email shut off for the rest of the day -- I need to fix something and I need to concentrate. #
  • 18:33 Twitter has been turned off for most of the day, and as a result I have gotten more done, in a more relaxed manner, than I have in ages. #
  • 19:32 Democrat:"It's late.We'd like to get going." Republican:"It's late.We'd like to get going, catch a plane, perhaps have a drink or supper." #

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